It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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