p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I did not marry a roomba.
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