dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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