The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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