He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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