yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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