I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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