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I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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