every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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