Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I hate all girls vehemently.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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