Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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