just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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