This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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