i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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