omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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