cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
How does it feel to date your dad?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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