i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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