I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Randomize
