okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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