It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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