Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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