she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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