If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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