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(847): View more from Illinois

Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight

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(225): View more from Louisiana

shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this

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(916): View more from California

I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule

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(613): View more from Ontario

Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"

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(815): View more from Illinois

if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?

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(631): View more from New York

So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone

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(703): View more from Virginia

THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE

(608): View more from Wisconsin

The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap

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(480): View more from Arizona

Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?

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