WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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