i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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