you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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