Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
my sisters under your porch take her home
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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