Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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