Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
I'm really busy with my period
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