I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
soo... how was my night?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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