my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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