This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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