Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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