Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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