Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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