Pants 0. Shit 1.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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