And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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