just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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