is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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