But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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