God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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