My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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