haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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