BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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