he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
