I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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