Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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