Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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