sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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